I'm a big fan of all the Little Bits and this one is full of win. And I do adore your Dark Muse™ and my Dark Muse™ doffs his dark hat to her ability to tickle you with those eight legs.

I have a Beanie Baby spider -- Shelob -- who occupies an honored spot in the Halls of Pandaemonium. She just sits there and looks cute as opposed to inspiring me with boffo drabbles like the one above. :^)